you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
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i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
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It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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