i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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