you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
one might say we're banned from that church
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
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im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
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Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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