Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
So much Jack, so little girl.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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