So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
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How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
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Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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