How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
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bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize