are you so shy because you have an std?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
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the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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