Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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