That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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