Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
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I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
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