She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
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Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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