Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
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He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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