"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
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You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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