I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
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Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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