I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
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the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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