you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
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I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
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I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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