i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
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hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
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I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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