I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
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Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
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I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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