What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
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I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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