mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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