Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
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I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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