Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
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But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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