In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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