i just google imaged poop.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
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Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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