did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
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His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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