pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
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my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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