I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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