do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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