i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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