its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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