I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
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Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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