it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
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Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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