Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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