i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
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We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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