Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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