I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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