I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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