In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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