i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
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please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
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