Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
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she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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