he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
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My breasts were aching with rage.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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