you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
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Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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