Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
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We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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