Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
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I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
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There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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