i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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