Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
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Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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