One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
as a side note pls kill me
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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