how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
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Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize