You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize