It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
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He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
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She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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